Chief Prophet, Supreme Ruler of Unpredictability
Expert in the field of "Accidental Prophecies" and "Unintentional Truths"
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Specializing in "Crystal Ball Gazing" and "Unnecessary Details"
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Expert in "Alternative Facts" and "Unconventional Wisdom"
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